week 3: My Dog Ate my Freaking Homework!

Well I have used many excuses, like every time my parents tell me that I have to do work around the house, my first excuse is always that I have to poop. I mean they can’t exactly say that im lying if I just got hide out in the bathroom for about 20 minutes and pretend to be going to the bathroom... right? I mean there’s not really anything wrong with that lmfao. The only downfall to that is my parents tend to think that I have a bowel problem. But the one good thing about them thinking that is that they won’t question it every time I say that I have to “go”. But yeah that’s the main excuse I use a lot when my parents want me to do something!